Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

“I'm a bit short on brain myself; the old bean would appear to have been constructed more for ornament than for use, don't you…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Just as you say, sir. There is a letter on the tray, sir." "By Jove, Jeeves, that was practically potry. Rhymed, did you notice?”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“My garden will never make me famous. I'm a horticultural ignoramus. I can't tell a string-bean from a soybean, or even a girl bean…

— Ogden Nash

“And there is no better reason for preferring this elderberry bush than that it stirs an early memory, that it is no novelty in…

— George Eliot

“Beans are a roof over your head.”

— John Steinbeck

“I say Bertie old man I am in love at last. She is the most wonderful girl Bertie old man. This is the real…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“That's Pete Seeger,' Joy said, indicating the snake with a nod. 'Baker beaned 'im, Dad stuffed 'im, and I named 'im.”

— Mohja Kahf

“It's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish,…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“On broader lines he's like those chappies who sit peering sadly over the marble battlements at the Pennsylvania Station in the place marked "Inquiries."…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Cook things, eat them with other people. If you can tire your own bones while growing the beans, so much the better for you.”

— Kristin Kimball

“...i have in all honesty believed that two people with similar names must have similar characters, that an unfamiliar word - be it Turkish…

— Orhan Pamuk

“The effect now was much the same as if I had been listening in to a dramatic sketch on the wireless. I got the…

— P.G. Wodehouse