Confession Quote by Oscar Wilde

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

— Norm MacDonald

He's looking for the president's kidnapped daughter; everybody he calls on to help him is busy, but lo and behold, you look across the…

— Derek Luke

“The other day we hauled in a guy named Abu Zubaydah,” President Bush said at a Republican fund-raiser in Greenwich, Connecticut, on April 9.…

— Tim Weiner

“I'm not giving you his number because he's mine and if you get anywhere near him I swear to God the thing I do…

— Jay Crownover

I am afraid I shall not find him, but I shall still look for him, for if he exists, he may be appreciative of…

— Jules Renard

He exists and we have four people who identified him and I know who he is, where he is, what his phone number is,…

— William Pepper

Come here immediately and see if you can find the murderer of the President.

— Edwin M. Stanton

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them…

— Colin Mochrie

I haven't found him but I'm pretty sure his right there waiting for me so patiently

— Mitchelle Suico

In order to know what he is, a man must first know what the sum of this mysterious humanity is, a humanity made up…

— Leo Tolstoy

Today the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama…

— Jay Leno

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

— Bruce Willis