Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde Download Open image ““A grapefruit is only a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.”” — Oscar Wilde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the… — Emma O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Life may give you lemons, but it's your life. You can decide to pass on the opportunity to make lemonade and pick up some… — Kay See El Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you are supposed to make lemonade. But what if you don't want to ruin that perfectly good lemon just… — Kim Copy Share Image
“Even if I could only bring Him one little grape, I knew that grape was precious to Him because I had worked my whole… — Heidi Baker Copy Share Image
“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back.... and add a few lemons of your own.” — Clara deLemos Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, don't make a lemonade, be original and eat them by itself.” — Catherine Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?” — Carmen in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Copy Share Image
“Right. Why make lemons into lemonade when you can throw them at people instead?” — Sara Lindsey Copy Share Image
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Basil my dear boy puts everything that is charming in him into his work. The consequence is that he has nothing left for life… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“If these elements of beauty are real, the whole thing simply appeals to our sense of dramatic effect. Suddenly we find that we are… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Men always want to be a womans first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a mans last… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
