Celebrate Quote by Orson Scott Card

“I was incapable of producing anything coherent at the moment so rather than throwing out some witty banter in response I said something like…

— N.M. Silber

“Did you google ‘best groveling speeches’ while I was passed out?”

— Priscilla Glenn

“Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a…

— Danielle L. Jensen

“You know what else is adorable? When I can clearly see you having a furious discussion in your own head.” “That’s visible ?” Oh,…

— Charlotte Stein

“Think about the impromptu speech as a game. Your attitude will change your frame of mind and instead of concentrating on the difficulty of…

— Andrii Sedniev

“The moment you think is unbearable forces you to disappoint yourself by bearing it. There's resigned laughter available, for the hilarity of your own…

— Glen Duncan

“Perhaps the most meaningful exchange I had on the subject was a completely random discussion with my uncle Martin at my parents’ annual summer…

— Dan Harris

“What's the point of using words nobody knows or can say comfortably?”

— Stephen Chbosky

“Well?” she asked. “Well, what?” “You’re not going to answer?” “You didn’t ask a question.” “I did too.” “A question is denoted by a…

— Lindsay Buroker

“There are times when you've personally known things to misfire--the sentence that fell badly, the dull gift, slapdash comment, hobbled punch line, tight-fisted tip--trying…

— A.L. Kennedy

“Hello Ra," he said in a kindly voice. "It's been a long time." A feeble voice from behind the chair said,"Can't play. Go away."…

— Rick Riordan

Conversation's got to have some root in the past, or else you've got to explain every remark you make, an' it wears a person…

— Sarah Orne Jewett