Appearance Quote by Orson Scott Card

“Did you come for my feelings? Because I left 'em in my other pants. -Greg House”

— House

“Dude you gota get over here Greg sounded more than a little freaked out but since Greg freaks out when he burns a Pop-Tart…

— John G. Hartness

“You can pee when you're dead.”

— Jordan Wright

I've known Greg Berlanti from way back. I've done two shows with him, and both times, he was like, 'I've got something good for…

— Tom Cavanagh

“Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the way, will…

— Adam Selzer

“I have to pee so bad I can taste it! Not only is my glass half empty, someone peed in it. Like Lois Lane…

— Dawn Kopman Whidden

In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said…

— Tom Hanks

“It's funny how your dead when people start listening.”

— The Band Perry

“My name is Herbert Badgery. I am a hundred and thirty-nine years old and something of a celebrity. They come and look at me…

— Peter Carey

“If I die, I am so coming back to haunt you.” “You can even watch me shower.”

— Jennifer Harlow

“What would it be like to have someone so devoted? That they would travel into the Land of the Dead, to plead for your…

— Sasha Summers

“Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them-especially if they were about a thousand times nicer than the people you know that're…

— J.D. Salinger