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“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with fur. Why?…

— Jarod Kintz

“And take that stupid hat off! It’s cutting into my neck.” He began to laugh weakly. “What a harridan you are. How could I…

— Yangsze Choo

“I apologise if I bore you!’ ‘I accept your apology.’ ‘I was joking!’ ‘Ah. Your wit is so very sharp I hardly noticed I…

— Joe Abercrombie

“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.”

— Suzanne Wright

“I hasped the window; I combed his black long hair from his forehead; I tried to close his eyes-to extinguish, if possible, that frightful,…

— Emily Brontë

“Several weeks have passed since the incident at Lord Frisberts Hat Shop, and I’m saddened to say, I’ve yet to leave this hole. Rents…

— Marilyn Velez

“Well get a furious weapon. Look how the springs are whirling round and you with your hat askew, without time to catch your breath…

— Elizabeth Smart

“better?' 'Don't be impatient,' said Snow-white, 'I will help you,' and she pulled her scissors out of her pocket, and cut off the end…

— Jacob Grimm

“While he was doing it, I went over to my window and opened it and packed a snowball with my bare hands. The snow…

— J.D. Salinger

“If there’s any chance of salvaging things between us—and I must be crazy to even consider that—you need to start off with a huge…

— Jeaniene Frost

“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous…

— Red Tash

“Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn’t a “hard hat”?
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— Jarod Kintz