Dumb Quote by Noel Hynd

“A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.”

— Magdalen Braden

“Maybe you should be a lawyer.” “I can’t think of anything worse.”

— John Grisham

“A clever lawyer is a dirty lawyer”

— Fady Seleem

“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

— Hosho McCreesh

“Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no…

— Robert Black

“The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.”

— Joseph Hansen

“You advised him not to get a lawyer, giving as one of your reasons the opinion that lawyers are a pain in the ass.…

— John Grisham

“Present us with a silver cup for something when you're a filthy rich lawyer, I dare say? Yes. You'll be a lawyer. Magnificent memory.…

— Jane Gardam

“What most people don’t understand about lawyers is that they’re all scared shitless to actually fight with one another.”

— Oscar Zeta Acosta

The public regards lawyers with great distrust. They think lawyers are smarter than the average guy but use their intelligence deviously. Well, they're wrong.…

— F. Lee Bailey

“Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.”

— Michael Crichton

“The only people who lawyer up faster than dirty cops are dirty lawyers.”

— Chuck Hogan