Road rage Quote by Nicole James

“I’d been to only one Walmart in my life before this and I was shocked at how ugly it was, even by American standards.…

— David Sedaris

“What's Wal*Mart? Is that were they sell wall stuff?”

— Paris Hilton

“Then one day our phone rang, and the voice on the other end said, “I need to talk to Mr. Robertson.” “Yeah, that’s me,”…

— Phil Robertson

“It draws tourists to our small town, and if you’ve ever driven behind someone who has no idea where they’re going on a double-lined,…

— Leah Rae Miller

“Apparently I am pushing a jinx about the streets. I am certain that I can do better with some other wagon. A new cart,…

— John Kennedy Toole

“When a state trooper passes me on the highway, I grit my teeth, check my speed, and hope nobody put a dead guy in…

— Diana Joseph

“If I’m homeless and pushing a shopping cart filled with all my worldly possessions, don’t be surprised to see me stopped behind a few…

— Jarod Kintz

Walmart is not arrogant. We could go away at any minute. I think most of us act that way every day. If you're not…

— Doug McMillon

“That’s okay. I just want to live long enough to ride the scooter shopping cart at Walmart.” Mack”

— Nicole James

“(Without the merchant marine, there is no Walmart.)”

— Richard Phillips

“I’m walking toward the Walmart’s electronics section when I catch a brief glimpse of the head collector in the rear area of the store—”

— Edward Trimnell

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

— Maynard James Keenan