Quote by Nick Swardson Download Open image “I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.” — Nick Swardson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
In Europe, I was just a little guy... the winters in the mountains were very nasty. — Bruno Sammartino Copy Share Image
I lived next to Russian soldiers. We had Russian army guys in our house when I grew up. We made lemonade for them; they… — Till Lindemann Copy Share Image
If I only wanted money and a comfortable life, I would have stayed in Ukraine. — Fernandinho Copy Share Image
It always smelled like it was raining outside, even if it wasn't, and you were in the only nice, dry, cosy place in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lived in a yurt in Wales once for a couple of weeks. It was cold and stank. — Katy Wix Copy Share Image
It drove me crazy, Scotland. It was cold. It was abuse. It was snowing and everything. I was so cold that one day I… — Riyad Mahrez Copy Share Image
I been in Russia, Germany, Denmark, Switzerland, London. I'm all over the place being loud. — LaVar Ball Copy Share Image
Before I left Russia in 1999, I was living in a very poor factory town with my family and friends, and nothing was ever… — Natalia Vodianova Copy Share Image
We hid from the Nazis in the mountains. Sometimes there was nothing to eat but snow. — Bruno Sammartino Copy Share Image
The first day I arrived, they told me to go home and get rid of that cold. — June Allyson Copy Share Image
For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it? — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
