Head Quote by Nick Chubb

I've signed babies' arms. I wanted to pull a 'Ricky Bobby' and sign a baby's forehead.

— Joey Chestnut

I've been asked to sign a forehead.

— Derek Jeter

I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and such.

— George Wendt

As a kid, I used to practice my signature, working on the way I wanted to sign my autograph.

— Troy Aikman

“The day my mother gave us the keys, she also made me and Greta sign a form so that the bank knew our signatures.…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

I used to just sign papers and not pay no attention to what I'm signing.

— Otis Rush

One of the troubles with signings is that you are surrounded by children, and some of them have got colds.

— Tony Ross

When we got signed, I lent my parents money, because they were broke.

— Fab Moretti

I had a messy signature as a child, and my grandmother said this suggested I had no regard for other people. She was right.

— Chris Ware

I autograph a lot of body parts of intoxicated people. And lots of shoes. And I signed a diaper once!

— Carrie Underwood

One day I locked my keys in my car and as I was standing there with a hanger halfway through the top of my…

— Bill Engvall

I don't think I have a signature.

— J. J. Abrams