Quote by Neil Gaiman
““The globby aliens went a very pale green. The pirates, shiny-black-hair-men, and the piranhas looked at them puzzled, seeking some kind of explanation, as did the wumpires. "If two things that are the same thing touch," proclaimed the volcano god, "then the whole Universe shall end. Thus sayeth the great and unutterable Splod." "How does a volcano know so much about transtemporal meta-science?" asked one of the pale green aliens. "Being a geological formation gives you a lot of time to think," said Splod. "Also, I subscribe to a number of learned journals.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Sandman, 1990s (short story collection)
A whimsical scene where alien and mythic characters discuss cosmic rules, highlighting absurdity of absolute truths in a fantastical setting.
In simple terms: Aliens and gods debate a universe‑ending rule, showing humor in speculative fiction.
Embrace curiosity and humor when confronting impossible ideas.
Themes
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Type
When to use this quote
- reading speculative fiction
- creative writing
- role‑playing games
- discussing scientific limits
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What would happen if a universal rule were truly absolute?
- How does humor help us explore complex ideas?
The joke may obscure deeper philosophical questions about causality.