Quote by Ned Flanders Download Open image “Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!” — Ned Flanders ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
A shop bought card saying Get Well Soon. Didn't seem to fit the bill. This hand made card hopes that pretty soon... ...You'll be… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Nobody plays this life with marked cards, so sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. Do not expect anything in return, do not expect… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I spent every bit of my money to try and get a Mickey Mantle card, and I don't have one. Growing up in Oklahoma,… — Johnny Bench Copy Share Image
My dad was a designer for Upper Deck, and I had hundreds of Ken Griffey Jr. cards. Hundreds. I could have paid for college… — Vernon Wells Copy Share Image
“She’d heard of black American Express cards before, because famous people had them, and now she was holding one with her name on it.… — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
It's not the cards that you have all the time that makes you a winner or a loser. — Doyle Brunson Copy Share Image
There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year's, one for my birthday and the third that marks… — Rakesh Sharma Copy Share Image
Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something… — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat… — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor. — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month? — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
