Little Boy Quote by Natasha Knight

“made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg.”

— Graham Parke

“I didn’t think he was in danger of drowning while urinating! Toilet monsters that grab you by the wang and pull you down to…

— Nadia Scrieva

“The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing…

— Kendare Blake

“Fortunately, by the time I'd gotten to the stairs I had finished gasping and stepping on dead people, so I was pretty prepared for…

— April White

“When I was four years old, I kept telling my mother that the little boy in our house was stealing things.”

— Jodi Picoult

“The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps so he…

— Ilona Andrews

“every small step is a giant stride in a child’s world.”

— Susan Cain

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“You are luck our baby is coming down those stairs. Because if he wasn't, I would have you bent over this sink, tearing you…

— Toni Aleo

“Stairs are wonderful friends; they rise with us and they fall with us!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered in my…

— Mindy Kaling

“I piss on you from a considerable height.”

— Edward Abbey