Mother Quote by Shannon

If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.

— Michael Leunig

And mother almost always sighs, When father carves the duck. Then all of us prepare to rise, And hold our bibs before our eyes,…

— Ernest Vincent Wright Wotton

“Your daughter is adorable. I've never seen such an alien duck in my entire life.”

— Holly Smale

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me…

— Mitch Hedberg

I had a few ducks as a kid.

— Michael Leunig

“I am not going to get eaten by ducks!”

— Jen Wylie

“Cecy, help me to collect the ducklings, and put them back into the box! If we were to place your muff on top of…

— Georgette Heyer

Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed…

— Cassandra Clare

You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.

— Anonymous

“This duck tells me nothing!”

— Daniel O'Malley

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."…

— Rodney Dangerfield

How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?

— Caitlin Kittredge