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Amendment Quote by Molly Ivins

“I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And…” quote by Molly Ivins
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“I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.”

Molly Ivins

About This Quote

Source Interview: Commentary on gun control, Molly Ivins, 1990s

The speaker humorously argues that knives are a safer, more active alternative to guns, suggesting they would improve fitness and reduce accidental deaths.

In simple terms: Knives are presented as a healthier, less lethal substitute for firearms.

Key Takeaway

Consider the practical implications of replacing guns with knives.

Themes

gun control public safety health humor politics

Mood

sarcastic critical thought‑provoking

Type

satire political commentary

When to use this quote

  • self‑defense
  • law enforcement
  • personal fitness
  • policy debate

Key Concepts

risk assessment physical fitness weapon substitution

Questions to Reflect On

  • Would replacing guns with knives truly reduce violence?
  • How realistic is a nationwide shift to knives?
A Different Perspective

Knives still cause serious injury and are impractical for many defensive scenarios.

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