Time Quote by Miles Davis

“Once upon a time there was a musician who slew his four cats, stuffed them in a garbage can, left the building, and went…

— Günter Grass

“There was toast, too, cooked beneath the grill as my father cooked it, with homemade blackberry jam. There was the best cup of tea…

— Neil Gaiman

“A doorman opened the door for me and I went in. The lobby was not quite as big as the Yankee Stadium. It was…

— Raymond Chandler

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan…

— Jarod Kintz

“Miller had gone off on some affairs of his own, as he always did when the routine at Bryant’s was interrupted, for he was…

— Stella Gibbons

“This was shaping up to be the worst conference call of my life, even worse than that time I accidentally clogged the school toilet…

— Rick Gualtieri

“Me and Mama never did like the smell of cigarettes but after Daddy died, sometimes we would light one up and put it in…

— Sandi Morgan Denkers

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it…

— Jarod Kintz

“A wet cigarette butt clung to my cheek like a mashed cockroach. I could smell whiskey and beer in my clothes and Gable’s blood…

— James Lee Burke

“I swore that when I grew up and got my own apartment, I would get one that smelled of old wood, not old cats.”

— Allen Eskens

“I walked up the driveway. The cats were sprawled about, pooped. In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20…

— Charles Bukowski

“The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a stuffed dog.…

— Richard Brautigan