Bad Quote by Mike Yaconelli

You don't want to be like the motion picture exec who had so many people at his funeral, but they were there just make…

— Charlie Munger

“Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" "No, Mike. Because if you wanted me…

— Eoin Colfer

“You could've at least let me know you weren't dead by the way. I was actually kind of sad about that." "That's a pretty…

— Amy Tintera

“Things are embarrassing, best to avoid them. But since your death I prefer a naturalist style of conversation. Let's strip it down to what…

— Rosamund Lupton

Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken…

— Ian Bannen

“To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone.

— Lawrence Fagg

“Some people thought I was dead. I had to keep a low profile.' 'Why... why did some people think you were dead?' 'Because they…

— Neil Gaiman

“Be the person they'll claim you were at your funeral.”

— Dan Moore

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”

— Denise Jaden

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by…

— Garrison Keillor

“It wasn't a good sign when a dead guy said you looked bad.”

— Jana Oliver