Beavis Quote by Mike Judge

Archie Bunker used to call me 'the laziest white kid he'd ever met.'

— Norman Lear

Tom Osborne, Lou Holtz, Bobby Bowden were in our living room. My mom didn't know who they were!

— Hines Ward

Steven Adler and I played football in the street when we were 12. I remember rehearsing in my bedroom with my first band, and…

— Flea

As a boy, I was about the slkowest moving youngster in school.

— Clarence DeMar

While other kids were into New Kids on the Block, I was into Harold Lloyd and Stan Laurel.

— Diane Morgan

I was the kid in class who was afraid to get called on.

— Michiko Kakutani

“Cal!' Beverly called out over the crowd... But Cal looked back at her as if it were some weird coincidence that his name was…

— Ann Patchett

I haven't heard from Bobby since May when we had our conversation, but then this thing broke last week, where they arrested him, and…

— Tommy Bond

Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys that walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid; tell Ned to stick around so they see…

— Al Swearengen

I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown: I was humpin' around and jumpin' around!

— The Notorious B.I.G

When Jackie got his big contract at CBS and was putting together what turned out to be almost a stock company of players, he…

— Audrey Meadows

“One time I was standing on a corner in Chicago & a man stopped his car & asked for directions to a place I…

— Brian Andreas