““I realize that wherever I am, I arrived. Lessons from the Mat How to Know if You are Not a Yogi (yet) You think your practice is better than the person next to you. You think you rpractice is worse than the person next to you. Your clothes are super cute, but you are kind of mean. You make the finger Mudra of connecting Pointer to Thumb Man on every pose. Meanwhile your back is killing you. You are still whining over stupid shit. Come on, really? Is it ever going to end? You see what’s wrong with everything, and everyone. And lastly, if you think you are a yogi, then you may not be. But if you think are never going to learn it all, then you probably are a yogi. Welcome to the path!””