Quote by Michelle A. Valentine

“When I need somebeast to tell me m'name I'll jolly well ask m'self. Pish tush! The very idea, tellin' a chap his own moniker!”

— Brian Jacques

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

— Jon Stewart

“One’s name should always arrive slightly ahead of one’s person,”

— Victor Gischler

“There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it”

— M.A. George

“Naming can satisfy a need, it can shorten a conversation that otherwise might go on for hours.”

— Nihad Sirees

In hotels, every time I make a reservation and they never find my name, they never can pronounce it; it's so long, and sometimes…

— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

One night in a club in Boston, I tried the name Roger Duck. No laughs. The next night, I tried Orson Bean, putting together…

— Orson Bean

When I order sandwiches or coffee, I don't give my name: I'll say 'David' or something. It's just not worth it. They never mess…

— Tennys Sandgren

When I go to hotels, sometimes I find waiters and people who do not address me as 'Mr.' or address me as a normal…

— R. Madhavan

My name is not really a common one, but people always tend to mix it up, which is quite embarrassing! As there have been…

— Rithvik Dhanjani

“My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter." Suddenly there was quiet,…

— David Walliams

My name don't ever come up unless it's light, a joke, laughs behind it. I'm not saying it's all the way a bad thing,…

— Michael Beasley