Bed Quote by Michel de Montaigne

Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

— William Shakespeare

Table talk, to be perfect, should be sincere without bigotry, differing without discord, sometimes grave, always agreeable, touching on deep points, dwelling most on…

— Leigh Hunt

Witty, brooding, contemplative, explosive: take your pick.

— Margo Jefferson

Between funny and witty Falls the shadow

— Stephen Fry

The best kind of words are those thought of, before spoken.

— Gebru Villars

I prefer intelligent and smart humour.

— Arshad Warsi

At the end of the day, I know what I bring to the table.

— Aljamain Sterling

“ Reminder: good table manners are the ultimate symbol of who you are, and how you were raised. ”

— Deborah Ford

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

— Groucho Marx

I like to bring different things to the table.

— Dominic Calvert-Lewin

I love it when someone starts a conversation - romantic, platonic, small talk - as long as it's related to food.

— Rohit Saraf

Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

— Augustus Hare