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“If you don’t get off my lap right now, you’re going to be naked and riding me until this thing in my pants calms…

— Lisa Eugene

“I’ll have one of my men drop a car off for you.” “Thanks. I’ll try not to lose it.” “If you can manage to…

— Janet Evanovich

“When you're down, remember your triumphs. [...] Sometimes you get in trouble and crash. Other times: just a bumpy landing.”

— Ellyn Bache

“It takes more courage than one would expect to sit in a car you know you're going to wreck and even more to take…

— John Goode

“I didn't tell him that even after a crash, a key still fits the ignition. There just isn't anything left to drive.”

— Sarah Kay

“Nothing safe is worth the drive.”

— Taylor Swift

“If you pass out, I'll put you in my lap and wheel you across the finish line”

— Carrie Jones

“I suppose that's a common conceit, that you've already been so damaged that damage itself in its totality makes you safe.”

— Lionel Shriver

“If you were mine, you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week after the stunt you pulled yesterday.”

— E.L. James

“Like everything else in his life, he crashed forward, caution the first casualty.”

— Neal Shusterman

“If you fix what you stumble at, you may be able to avoid falling.”

— Karen Budzinski

“Every now and then, even the best driver around can still crash - granted, if the surrounding people are sound asleep at the dash.”

— Criss Jami