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“You can't write a children's book that takes more than five or six minutes to read, because it will drive the parents batty. It has to be compact. Nobody thinks about the parents when they write these stupid books. I could write longer children's books, but it would actually be bad if I did.” quote by Michael Ian Black
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“You can't write a children's book that takes more than five or six minutes to read, because it will drive the parents batty. It has to be compact. Nobody thinks about the parents when they write these stupid books. I could write longer children's books, but it would actually be bad if I did.”

Michael Ian Black

About This Quote

Source Interview: Late Night Show, 2015

Children's books must be brief to keep parents patient; longer works can be counterproductive.

In simple terms: Keep kids' books short for parents.

Key Takeaway

Write concise, engaging stories.

Themes

parenting writing children's literature

Mood

humorous practical

Type

advice observational

When to use this quote

  • parenting advice
  • book publishing
  • creative writing

Key Concepts

attention span brevity audience awareness

Questions to Reflect On

  • How short is too short?
  • What makes a children's story compelling?
A Different Perspective

Longer books may lose engagement.

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