“Ever watched this a guy takes over some dude life I guess dies or something for the government. He his twin brother I believe, but they both has girlfriend but the guy who dead has a off and on one while the one that faking to be him is in loved with a girl he knows as him. He told that dead brother Gf but she thinking he testing her by making her 'jump through loops so while he trying see if a bomb is real or not he now gots a girl attempting to make him forgive her with seducing attempts. However the brother is actually fateful to his actually girlfriend, so it mega funny”
![“[...] Mom’s not keeping me out because it’s a dead friend, she’s keeping me out because it’s a dead sixteen-year-old girl with no clothes on’ ‘And that’s officially the creepiest thing you’ve ever said,’ said Lauren. She stopped typing, and then grimaced and shivered, like she’d just eaten…” quote by Dan Wells](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e08/dan-wells-2142_dead-body_mom-s-not-keeping-me-out-because-it-s-a_2443174.jpg)
![“[holds up a screw] wanna screw?” quote by Michael Country](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/08f/michael-country-8311_humor_holds-up-a-screw-wanna-screw-230698_230698.jpg)
