Cost Quote by Merle Haggard

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

— Willie Nelson

Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.

— Anonymous

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

— Garrison Keillor

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!

— Dan O'Brien

Look at Loretta Lynn. Look at Jeannie C. Rily singing 'Harper Valley PTA' and Tammy Wynette singing about divorce. They were ahead of their…

— Kacey Musgraves

“Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it.”

— Various

At least the divorce is less expensive than the wedding.

— Anonymous

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping…

— Robin Williams

I have the best divorce of anyone I've heard of.

— Jennifer Weiner

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much…

— Will Rogers

Sad story, old story, bring out the band. Another divorce, just a few hundred grand.

— Styx

I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer

— B. B. King