After Quote by Mel Tillis

The church is a gift from God, some assembly is required.

— Anonymous

I added up all the money the church paid me for the first 25 years and gave it all back.

— Rick Warren

The church was made for mission-God's mission

— Christopher J. H. Wright

The church is in the hope business.

— John Ortberg

The church is the great lost and found department.

— Robert Short

The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

The Church is where it is today because it has decided that the advertising agents know better than the Holy Spirit of God.

— Alistair Begg

The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world.

— Luis Palau

My first church had seven members in it, and I have to remember, the rent was $225 a month and I worked for Union…

— T. D. Jakes

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

— George Carlin

This church was open and seemingly unattended, and it was a throwback in another way as well. The candles in the little side altars…

— Lawrence Block

The true church lives and moves and has its being in prayer.

— Leonard Ravenhill