““That’s right, ladies. I like dick. Lots of dick. Luckily for me, I’m getting the good dick. But even more luckily for you, I can make sure you get the good dick too. Orgasms for everyone!” A slow clap starts, and my eyes cut to the door where Julianne stands. “Oh. My. God. That was fucking priceless.” “You can take your boxes, but we don’t need any of your disgraceful things here.” Emmy spins and heads for the back. I make a move to follow her, but pause when another round of slow clapping starts. I turn back to see six of the women in the group of retirees standing. “Don’t listen to her, honey. We want the good dick too,” one says.””
