Humor Quote by Maya Banks Download Open image ““I'd be a dumbass if I didn't plan for every contingency.”” — Maya Banks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Preparedness
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, you obviously didn’t plan right.” — Blake Crouch Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to do anything stupid. And even if what I plan is risky and insane, it’s a well-thought-out level of stupidity.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“If you're going to be stupid, at least be smart about it.” — Ben Blatt and Eric Brewster Copy Share Image
“... Promise me you won't do anything stupid." "Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'd been planning to come up with the most moronic… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
“Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?” — Petronius Copy Share Image
“if you were prepared for the worst, you might make it come true.” — Catherine McKenzie Copy Share Image
“...because being a smart-ass is always preferable to being a dumb-ass.” — Arlaina Tibensky Copy Share Image
“The first step in becoming smarter was to admit what a dumbass you were.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“But the truth is, if you'd followed your vision, if you'd just trusted the plan, everything would have worked out fine.” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“You keep your plans tentative, knowing that My plans are far superior.” — Sarah Young Copy Share Image
You need to worry less about what everyone else thinks and focus on what makes you happy — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“Alaric grunted. “Someone should tell her that. I’m telling you, Ewan, she said nothing. She stared at me like I was some kind of… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you’d come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“She figured if people were dumb enough to believe that crap, they didn’t deserve the truth. They probably wouldn’t believe it anyway” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“He walked hesitantly toward her and then wrapped his arms around her in a gentle hug. “You just looked like you needed one,” he… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“Wait just a goddamn minute, Josie. We're not finished. No way in fuck I'm giving up that easy. You're worth fighting for.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Fantasies were safe. It was a break from reality. A chance to act on desires for a short period of time. — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
