After Quote by Max Winkler

I remember having an ex girlfriend who broke up with me because she said we lost the

— El Santos

My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.

— Aron Flam

My girlfriend in eighth grade had been asking her friends when I was going to kiss her. At a dance, my buddy said, 'You…

— Michael Rady

I've been dumped by women more times than I really care to remember, One of the first times involved a moving vehicle. I was…

— Channing Tatum

She told me she cheated on me, and I couldn't quite put together which hurt worse. The knife she held in my heart being…

— Anonymous

I once broke up with a boy because he wrote me an awful poem.

— Karen Joy Fowler

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

— Woody Allen

I broke up with my first girlfriend because I was out of love. I was crushing so hard on her for a whole year,…

— Christine and the Queens

I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.

— Manny Pacquiao

One night when my longing for her was like a fire burning out of control in my heart and my head, I wrote her…

— Stephen King

When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times…

— Denis Johnson

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

— Tao Lin