"If you can't get a job as a……" — Max Hastings
"If you can't get a job as a pianist in a brothel you become a royal reporter."
More Brothel Quotes
- The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river… — Gustave Flaubert
- The best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. In my opinion… — William Faulkner
- I have never been to a brothel. I don't think I could go into one. — Stephen Rea
- On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and again he solaces himself by… — Malcolm Muggeridge
- One may not regard the world as a sort of metaphysical brothel for emotions. — Arthur Koestler
- One may enter the literary parlor via just about any door, be it the prison door, the madhouse door, or… — Michael Ende
- In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel. — Ben Hecht
- I think he's Will 's partying a lot in Cabo. I think he's running a brothel. I don't know what… — Bradley Cooper
- I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and… — Ian Holloway
- The world doesn't want to be punished. It wants to remain in darkness. It doesn't want to be told that… — Martin Luther
- If you call [the synagogue] a brothel, a den of vice, the devil's refuge, Satan's fortress, a place to deprave… — St. Jerome