"Everything I tell you is a lie." -Vergere" — Matthew Woodring Stover

"Everything I tell you is a lie." -Vergere"

— Matthew Woodring Stover

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21 Quotes by Matthew Woodring Stover

Matthew Woodring Stover has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Pain is itself a god: the taskmaster of life. Pain cracks the whip, and all that lives will move. To…
When I write a book, I put everything I have into it; so the more I have, the more the…
With each victory of the light, it is the dark that wins.
Each of us is the sum of our scars.
A tale is told of twin boys born to different mothers. One is dark by nature, the other light. One…
If you take out the team in teamwork, it's just work. Now who wants that?
The truth is always greater than the words we use to describe it.
Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight…
... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things really worth…
It's not always easy to distinguish between existentialism and a bad mood.
The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins. It always wins because it is everywhere. It…
I am not the same man you found that day! The monster you've created has returned, to kill you!

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