Better place Quote by Matthew Quick

I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off – the sticky evidence is everywhere!

— Philip Roth

“When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting…

— Paul Russell

“I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business.”

— Kit Rocha

“Here’s a suggestion for future reference, then,” Horse said. “Try jerking off before answering the door if you want me to believe you don’t…

— Joanna Wylde

Is the mail man jerking you around? Did he put your million dollar check in somebody else's box?

— Prince

“O my America of the plains and the mountains and the valleys and the rivers and the canyons... It is with j’ust such patriotic…

— Philip roth

Sometimes writing is running downhill, your fingers jerking you on the keyboard the way your legs do when they can't quite keep up with…

— Rainbow Rowell

“His Omega felt weak from her loss of the war. She needed him to prove he was stronger—strong enough for both of them. That…

— Addison Cain

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

— Jenny Slate

“Jerking her blindfold back into place, he yelled, “Giddy-up!”                                      “They only say that in cartoons, you moron.”

— Cricket Rohman

How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks!

— Bill Crawford

I usually don't think of anyone ever suspecting that I might be someone who'd cry at stuff. I cry at movies all the time.…

— Richard Hell