Master Quote by Master Splinter

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— Master Splinter

I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not…

— Master Splinter

Donatello this home has become like an empty shell. Each of your brothers have strengths and weaknesses.

— Master Splinter

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— Master Splinter

Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be ...without honor.

— Master Splinter

You must learn to be strong when they are weak, for if you cannot learn this than our family, is lost.

— Master Splinter

My sons! *sigh* My sons, If you are to become true ninja you must work harder. Your path in life will not be an…

— Master Splinter

I fear we have not seen the last of the Shredder or Krang.

— Master Splinter

The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.

— Master Splinter

The Shredder uses you. He poisons your minds to obtains for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you…

— Master Splinter

You will listen now. my Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking." Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge,…

— Master Splinter

Put down your sword, Kenshin. They are not enemies. Only lost warriors, like yourself.

— Master Splinter