"Only a portion of my intestinal tract was…" — Mary Ann Mobley

"Only a portion of my intestinal tract was working."

— Mary Ann Mobley

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15 Quotes by Mary Ann Mobley

Mary Ann Mobley has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever.
My daughter is one of the associate producers on two shows for Disney. I am really proud of her.
I got cocky and I stopped taking my vitamins. It was an inconvenience to have a suitcase full of vitamins…
I get about 25 letters a month, and I answer every one of them.
I do a lot of races for the cure for breast cancer.
I have seen doctors, in good faith, leave patients on steroids for years, thinking they are doing right. A friend…
Antioxidants have a good effect on certain forms of Crohn's disease.
I grew up in the church, and I feel very strongly about it.
I'm home about two days a month, and on those I have to pack.
Ulcerative colitis can be cured by the operation, but you cannot cure Crohn's disease.
We are going to find, I think, several different kinds of Crohn's disease.
Have a hand in your own treatment. I have nothing but praise for our doctors, but I think they could…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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