Quote by Marshall Thornton

“I'm gay." "Oh. Of course." Immediately, Martin regretted saying "of course". He should have acted surprised. People are flattered if you act surprised when…

— Marshall Thornton

“I said, you're really old." "I'm old? Are you trying to be rude?" Martin wasn't sure because it sounded as though there was a…

— Marshall Thornton

“I'm not gay." He shook his head vigorously, then stopped and hung his head. He sounded so miserable when he whispered "Am I?”

— Sjd Peterson

“Macho and manly and stern and, oh man. Sam sighed. Guys like this were never gay. They were always the ones chasing the homos.”

— Anne Tenino

“Gay!' he chirped. 'Gay!' It was the way he said his own name.”

— Lois Lowry

“Do you think my car is gay?" "I don't know, You'd have to ask another car.”

— Haley Walsh

“For a gay you are good driver.”

— Bruce Benderson

“I thought the whole point of having a gay brother was that they were supposed to be all cool and shit. I’ve got a…

— T.J. Klune

“When William came to Kyle's aid, he told them that there's nothing wrong with being gay, and that his Uncle Jerry is gay, and…

— D.W. Marchwell

“He pauses, and I know what’s coming before he even says it, and it’s like the sun chose this moment to press through the…

— Christina Lauren

“Gay is the new straight, in case you haven't noticed.”

— Terry McMillan

“I was worried I’d scared you off,” I said as I slid into the passenger seat. “Being too gay and all.” “No—I, er…” He…

— J.L. Merrow