Dumb Quote by Marky Download Open image “Got a crazy noodle bout the size of a 10 inch poodle” — Marky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dumb
I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money… — Raven-Symone Copy Share Image
I'm like one of those little chihuahua's that thinks they're ten feet tall. — Alexander Volkanovski Copy Share Image
“The Poodle The poodle -- nature’s most perfect food -- was invented by Otto Van Plotsberg in 1872. According to Van Plotsberg he had only just begun experimenting with kinky hair and extra toes when he happened upon the formula for poodles. Van Plotsberg’s first poodles sported only one leg -- a stumpy appendage protruding from the center of the… — Elyse Friedman Copy Share
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small… — Phil Zimmermann Copy Share Image
“As we all know, poodles are a type of curly-haired dog preferred by petit bourgeois retirees, ladies very much on their own who transfer their affection upon their pet, or residential concierges ensconced in their gloomy loges. Poodles come in black or apricot. The apricot ones tend to be crabbier than the black ones, who on the other hand do… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share
“Though all poodles bark snappily at the slightest provocation, they are particularly inclined to do so when nothing at all is happening. They follow their master by trotting on their stiff little legs without moving the rest of their sausage-shaped trunk. Above all they have venomous little black eyes set deep in their insignificant eye-sockets. Poodles are ugly and stupid,… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share
Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner, half drunk… — James R. Heath Copy Share Image
But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Lawrence Schiller Copy Share Image
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make big action movies as a kid, and that was my dream. In a way, 'Swingers' was the thing I… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's… — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
