Humor Quote by Mark Olmsted Download Open image ““Too bad the guards are looking for irony. It's everywhere in here.”” — Mark Olmsted ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I'm the Captain of the Guard-I'm not exactly a catch for any of them." There was sorrow in his eyes, though it was well… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“There’s a security guard, like, ten feet away. I could have you kicked out of here.” “For what? Being awesome?” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“And like a funny film, it's kind of cute. They bought the bullets and there's no one left to shoot.” — Aztec Camera Copy Share Image
“It is like walking in a crowd. A foolish crowd of oddities in a corridor under an enemy city, without an idea of where… — Emily Rodda Copy Share Image
“everywhere I looked, people were smiling, like convicts who had just staged a daring escape and couldn’t quite believe they had gotten away with… — Chris Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I am your guard. I'm here to protect you and keep you out of trouble, and that’s it.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Everything funny in a not-funny-at-all kind of way. Sarcasm as something you practiced like karate. Later concealing your mute fury when nobody fed you… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
“This was pretty much when the Guards behind me decided they were going to try to make me do this. And that is when… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
