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““Don’t let the door hit you where the Lord split you. —The gospel according to Elmer Stillman””

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“Don’t let your mouth write checks that your rear end can’t cash. —The gospel according to Elmer Stillman”

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“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. —Charles Darwin”

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