““The pirate captain was pointing at the guy struggling with the gray wizard robes. He didn’t know it was a teacher. Things were about to get bad. And by bad, I mean awesome. One of Carlyle’s pirates crawled along the floor until he was right behind Mr. A. Lien’s legs. Carlyle sprinted across the lobby and dove head first into the confused teacher, hard tackling him over the pirate stationed behind his legs. Mr. A. Lien went down like a rock as everyone in the lobby “Ohhhhh’d!!””
