Clap Quote by Mantaranjot Mangat Download Open image ““I was arrested for a joke, and executed for a clap.”” — Mantaranjot Mangat ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clap Execute Joke
“My heart applauds inside my ears, first like a roaring crowd, then slows and slows until it's a solitary person, clapping with unbridled sarcasm.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“Was he laughing at me? Was I so pathetic that the thought that not only getting caught, but being humiliated with laughter was appropriate… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing as a… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden, he began to laugh. Had I said something funny? Had he? How long had I been spacing out for, slowly… — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“I kicked, shouted an obscene word, got another faceful of goo for my troubles, and did the only thing left available to me. I… — Adam-Troy Castro Copy Share Image
“The inmates made jokes about the chair, the way people always make jokes about things that frighten them but can't be gotten away from.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“That was laughter-a natural eruption of good humor that occurs when people are amused.” — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.” — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
“I didn’t hear what was said, but I laughed, because I was too embarrassed to embarrass him by breaking up his punch line and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference. But laughing is exactly what… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Nobody pushes a society to well-health than a spinster on a social mission and a bachelor on a personal one.” — Mantaranjot Mangat Copy Share Image
“Yellow journalism turns purple when third page obituaries appear on page one.” — Mantaranjot Mangat Copy Share Image
I transitioned into theater and acting when I was about 9, community theater and musicals, being, like, chorus-kid-number-78 or whatever. But I just loved… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
The attack of John Brown upon Harper's Ferry came upon Virginia like a clap of thunder out of a clear sky. — John Sergeant Wise Copy Share Image
There's nothing nicer than getting a round of applause for turning up for work. It's amazing! You start work, and people clap. Do you… — James Corden Copy Share Image
I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they want to,… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
If you don't clap for Todrick Hall, guess what Mary, you're a homophobe. — Manila Luzon Copy Share Image
I don't put a girl in a box and clap my hands three times, and she's gone. I get in the box, and I… — Doug Henning Copy Share Image
The Grammy is the highest honor in music that we can receive, outside of having fans come and watch you every night and clap. — Jennifer Nettles Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily want to make people stomp and clap. I simply want to engage people. — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
