Quote by Macklemore Download Open image “Probably should've washed this, smells like R. Kelly sheets. Pissssss...But shit, it was 99 cents!” — Macklemore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little Winnie the… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry out of… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
Do you realize I'm doin' prostitute laundry?! Do you have any idea of how DISGUSTING that is?! — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
You know them people too convinced that my money's gettin' rinsed. Her Louis seven inch, they TMZ me through my tint. — Mase Copy Share Image
“Her clothes were half off—a sale, not a strip tease. Watching her shop was as hot as a fresh cup of coffee, and that’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it up. So why is .99… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Rich whore, rich whore, spending at the thrift store. Line it up, line it up, sniff more, sniff more! — Kreayshawn Copy Share Image
Why didn't I learn this when I was 4 and pissed that my favorite blanket was in the washing machine?? — Alla Copy Share Image
Don't forget where you come from Don't die holding on to your words Cause you know you got a whole world to change But… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
The spirits there to knock you down.But if you make that the end, you'll never know the beauty of being able to stand up… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
I got my city right behind me, if I fall, they got me. Learn from that failure gain humility and then we keep marching… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
They be like 'Oh that Gucci, thats hella tight.' Im like 'Yo, thats fifty dollars for a t-shirt.' Limited edition, lets do some simple… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
Sampling is kind of prehistoric, given the technology and the textures you can create. — Macklemore Copy Share Image
This moon man right here stands for a lot more. This is the most important record out of all of them. Gay rights are… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
Hold your head up, there's a light in the sky I know your fed up but you must try to survive Each moment's precious,… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is commiting that women look better in their makeup — Macklemore Copy Share Image
'The more expensive the better' is kind of the American way, and if you spent $600 for a sweatshirt, then that makes it better. — Macklemore Copy Share Image
It's been so long since I've really truly felt what it's like to live life without substances to help. Massive struggle that's natural to… — Macklemore Copy Share Image