Quote by Mac Miller

Oh my god, I never want to hurt a bike. That's the last thing I want to do, precious little bikes.

— Rob Ford

I wonder? If I am going to have to come with a jack-hammer to open up them legs of yours? When last you had…

— Glen Rambharack

“And on the point-zero-five percent chance that I do lose, it'll get her on my bike, spreading her legs to straddle the leather and…

— Angeline Kace

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue…

— Jim Butcher

“My friends mess around with my friends—and my friends’ bikes. Sex with bicycles—that kind of love is just too fast for me. I’ll stick…

— Jarod Kintz

I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

— Will Smith

So I'm just riding round in my Rolls, about to get on my bike. Just to touchdown in my hood and I put that…

— Meek Mill

I am Riding the bike... LIKE A BOSS

— Asking Alexander

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding…

— Jarod Kintz

In my most painful moments on the bike, I am at my most curious and I wonder each and every time how I will…

— Lance Armstrong

It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.

— Jim Butcher

“Sex is like math. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply." Yannie-gator46”

— Yannie-gator46