Quote by Ludacris Download Open image “Beep! Beep! Bitch back it up. I put my balls on the table, tell her rack em up.” — Ludacris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Spit some I'll game then it was back to the house, Bent her over then I hit it from the back on the couch,… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
“The noise from the party raging downstairs seeped into my quiet space. I palmed my blue and red bouncy ball as I lay on… — Aileen Erin Copy Share Image
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Bitch un-tape your balls and man up. I’m just ‘bout to scare her ass.” — Lady Onyxx Copy Share Image
Told my main bitch that she worthless, spanked her. Ask my main bitch if she hungry, spanked her. — Lil B Copy Share Image
Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up. — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she… — Malorie Blackman Copy Share Image
Eating plain toast will detonate her. "I'll have some honey." When the bread is done I scrape on a microscopic layer of it and… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“(Jen gets completely sloshed and it's not her wedding) I was supposed to meet Carol and her family at the aquarium the next morning,… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Slippin, on my pimpin', gotta get back to her crib before she realized what I did & go to fingerpickin', tryna contact my other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez Copy Share Image
You all polite and open doors for her. While every night I put that blanket on the floor for her. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
Catch me in Vegas spinnin' the green I re-up with more chips than a vending machine Then you can catch me in Rome making… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
I'm higher than the prices of petrol. Higher than the balloon that you let go. Cause I'm smoking that loud in a middle of… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
I started rapping on the station promos. We did them over all of the top hits, so people got to hear me rap over… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little body up with my belt. Scream, help play my game, dracula man, I'll get my fangs. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
No matter how much money I ever get, I'm going to want to provide for my family and never have to go back to… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
