Delusions of grandeur Quote by Lucy Saxon

“[Amy] pulled a face. 'Honestly, when you grow up you'll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place,'…

— James Goss

“I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There”

— Richard K. Morgan

“You're the man now,' she said to me after my father died, 'you're the man.' Then she turned to Popeye, our calico tom, and…

— David Sedaris

“This is why I always say: "If your mother asks you to come beat up an elderly woman on the street for feeding stray…

— Aziz Ansari

“Randall, the gay alcoholic in the house next door, boldly peeps through my windows. 'Boy, you sure rock in that chair a lot,' he…

— David Sedaris

“I take a few breaths to calm myself, step back, and lift Buttercup by the scruff of the neck. 'I should have drowned you…

— Suzanne Collins

“A voice spoke. It sounded like a lion would speak, if it could talk. I WARNED YOU! In a way that would probably have…

— Emma L. Adams

“Will you hold you tongue!' screamed the cat. 'Another word, and I devour you too!' And the poor little mouse, having "All-gone" on her…

— Jakob and Wilhelm Grimm

“Your real owner is going to take care of you while I’m gone. Make sure she doesn’t go through my shit.” I stroked Tallulah’s…

— Vi Keeland

“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted my eyelashes…

— Lia Habel

“What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing…

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

— Michelle M. Pillow