Art Quote by Loria Hubbard
““The booty call Commandments:” Thou shall get out before the sun rises. Thou shalt not ask “can we can go out to eat?” Thou shalt never ask, “can we see each other from now on?!” Thou shalt not kiss and hold hands. Thou shall refrain from using the terms “make love, in love and I love.” Thou shalt not ever cuddle. Thou shall never come over unexpected. Thou shall scream my name. Thou shalt not ask to walk thee to thy car. If someone cometh over whilst thou art there, thou art my cousin from out of town.””
About This Quote
Source Online post: The Booty Call Commandments, 2018
Satirical rules mock modern dating expectations, emphasizing absurd restrictions.
In simple terms: Humorous rules critique dating norms.
Key Takeaway
Question and reframe dating expectations.
Themes
satire
relationships
social commentary
Mood
witty
ironic
Type
humorous
critical
When to use this quote
- first dates
- texting etiquette
Key Concepts
gender dynamics
modern dating
Questions to Reflect On
- How do these rules reflect societal pressures?
- What healthy boundaries should replace them?
A Different Perspective
Satire may be misread as serious advice.
