““The booty call Commandments:” Thou shall get out before the sun rises. Thou shalt not ask “can we can go out to eat?” Thou shalt never ask, “can we see each other from now on?!” Thou shalt not kiss and hold hands. Thou shall refrain from using the terms “make love, in love and I love.” Thou shalt not ever cuddle. Thou shall never come over unexpected. Thou shall scream my name. Thou shalt not ask to walk thee to thy car. If someone cometh over whilst thou art there, thou art my cousin from out of town.””
