Sexy-humor Quote by Lorelei James

“Reverse cowgirl on a drum throne with the hottest man I’ve ever laid eyes on? Yes, please, and thank you.”

— Kendall Grey

“You are not the first female to strike me, my mate did it often. She grew testy at time." Like perhaps when you opened…

— Laurann Dohner

“She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive…

— Kelly Oram

“I'm staking out the bathroom to see if I can pick up chicks," he told her. "See? It worked.”

— Hailey Abbott

“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.”

— Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.”

— Ella Frank

“No, I have no desire to be a feminist, I just want to be a female,”

— Gyula Krúdy

“You know, I've never asked why it doesn't offend your feminist principles for me to carry this beast for you." I look at it…

— Justin Gustainis

“She says queer things sometimes in a bantering way that you don’t notice at the time and you find yourself thinking about afterward.”

— Kate Chopin

“what I’m saying is, before I hand over my sexual history, I want to have a test-run.”

— Andrea Smith

“Vega, you got some major balls harassing my girl.”

— Katie McGarry

“As a girl, as a woman, how did you possibly win? When faced with a whole damn life full of sexual situations and decisions,…

— Lacey Alexander