Quote by Long-lost Friend

B*tch! B*tch!

— Anonymous

Hey man! Get away from me!

— Mickey Mantle

Fuck off bruhh if your gonna be two-faced atleast make one of them pretty ;)

— Xoxocush

Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you to protect me." "Then why am I…

— Rachel Caine

I'm classy..ARRNT I FUCKING CLASSY YOU BIG TWO FACED BITCH !

— Two Faced

Fuckk off bruhh if your gonna be two-faced atleast make one if them pretty ;)

— Xoxocush

If you feel like being two faced any time soon, do me a favor. Keep both of ya ugly faces away from me.

— Anonymous

“Oh for God’s sake,” came Morgan’s sleepy voice, disembodied in the dark. “Go after the hot guy, would you?” “The peanut gallery needs to…

— Jill Shalvis

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

— Mr. Krabs

my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it-- 'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.

— Anthony Euwer

Excuse me while I go bleach my face.

— Elle Casey

What are you going to do for a face when that baboon asks for its ass back??!

— Anonymous