Fail Quote by Lisa McMann
““I've got a huge, terrible problem." Oh no! Not that horrible toenail fungus that takes six months to cure?" No, no, no. Much worse. This is shocking news. Are you sure I should tell you while you're driving?" I've got my headset on. Both hands on the wheel. Windows rolled up. Go for it." Okay, here goes...Principal Abernethy called me this morning to let me know I'm in the running for valedictorian." There is silence. A rather loudish snort. And guffaws. Congratulations," she finally says, laughing. "What ever are you going to do?" Fail ever assignment from today onward." You won't be able to." Watch me.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Unwanteds by Lisa McMann, 2011
A chaotic, humorous confession reveals anxiety about a serious academic challenge, juxtaposed with a light‑hearted tone.
In simple terms: Anxiety about school is expressed humorously.
Acknowledge fear, then act despite it.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- studying
- exam prep
- public speaking
- driving safety
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What scares you most about this challenge?
- How can humor help you cope?
Humor may mask deeper stress that needs addressing.