"...if you've never been cussed out by a……" — Lilian Jackson Braun
"...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!"
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17 Quotes by Lilian Jackson Braun
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Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get…
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At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,'…
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To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality
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Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
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The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment,…
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Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
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Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
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Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate,…
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Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
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People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.
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Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try…
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Cats are fond of mooning.
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