Best Quote by Lewis Grizzard

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.

— Lewis Grizzard

“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”

— Lewis Grizzard

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like…

— Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the…

— Lewis Grizzard

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

— Lewis Grizzard

The South is the last place with a sense of place.

— Lewis Grizzard

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.

— Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

— Lewis Grizzard

I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to…

— Lewis Grizzard

I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No,…

— Lewis Grizzard

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can…

— Lewis Grizzard

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

— Lewis Grizzard